It was your average friday night on the Venture Compound – Dr. Venture was pleasuring himself to old White Snake videos in the sitting room, Brock was doing his best to ignore him and just enjoy the actual SONG, Dean was in the bathroom “practicing how to be a boyfriend”, while Hank was out in the yard with Dermott...

 

...actually BEING a boyfriend.

 

Not that any of the other members of team Venture had a CLUE what Hank and Dermott did all by their lonesome in that tent all night long. And why would they? Dean was scared SHITLESS of Hank's “giant new boyfriend”, while Hank's dear old dad just didn't give a fuck so long as they were quite.

 

And Brock...well, Brock didn't like Hank hanging around Dermott. But with Hank excelling in his training as of late, Brock figured he could hold his own against Dermott if need be.

 

Hey – the Venture Brother's were growing up...

 

Hank giggled, while snuggled against his boyfriend's naked chest under the sleeping bag with a cigarette in one hand.

 

...One brother just a bit ahead of the other.

 

Hank>>>Hey...whatcha thinkin' 'bout?

 

Hank giggled again, before taking another puff.

 

Dermott took his arm that was around Hank and squeezed him closer to his side, moving his head down so he could take a drag from Hank's cigarette.

 

Dermott>>> Hmm.. Just think'n how lucky we got it. No one aroudn to tell us shit and me able to fuck you.

He said after exhaling into a smile.  Than bent down to kiss the corner of Hank's mouth.

 

Dermott>>>  And to love you.

 

Hank beamed up at his boyfriend, gushing all over the place...Hank was a bit of a romantic.

Hank>>>Funny...I was thinking pretty much the same thing.

 

Dermott sneeked in for another kiss, adoring his boyfriend's goofy and dreamy eyed look.

He pulled away folding over a corner of the sleeping bag.

dermott>>>  So guess what?  I found some dude by my old high school who sells weed.  I'm think'n about buyin some for us.  You in?

 

Hank managed to snap out of his Dermott-induced daze to consider...being in an ACTUAL daze! His pop AND Brock would TOTALLY kill him if they ever caught him doing drugs! Then again...they'd kill him if they found him smoking cigarettes and being with Dermott too. And he loved both of those things.

 

Some more than others

 

Hank>>>Uh...yeah! Sounds cool...

Hank tried to sound non-chalaunt, despite being riddled with nervous excitement

 

Dermott could feel the shakyness in Hank's voice, unsure if it was fear of looking forward to it.  He took the cigarette from Hank, to lazy to light his own, and blew a haze of smoke around the tent.
Dermott>>>  You don't have to if you don't want to you know...
 

Hank smiled...Dermott could be so sweet to him. He kinda wished his family got to see that side of him...
Hank>>>Hey...ya never know if you never try...or something. I'm in!
Happy enough with his answer, Dermott sat up on his elbows.
Dermott>>>  Awesome.  Cause he sells a bunch of other stuff too.
 

Hank crawled on top of Dermott...taking his usual place draped over his boyfriend's stomach.
Hank>>>Like what?
Dermott cuddled Hank closer to his chest. He loved it when Hank got so close to him like this.  he smiled, about to name off the list on his fingers...
 

......  when suddenly every light on the Venture compound blacked out.
Hank>>>Wow, really? Again?
Dermott rolled his eyes.
Dermott>>>  Wha'd your brother do now?
 

Hank shrugged his shoulders and rolled off of his greasy lover's chest. Already getting in the motions of the compound lock down routine
Hank>>>'s probably some yahoo that wants to kill my dad again...you know how that goes...
Hank sighed, while hiking up his kahkis. More irritated that he had to get off his boyfriend and get dressed than worried about his or his families saftey.
That's just how Hank Venture's life was.
 

Hank>>>...do you see my 'kerchief lying around anywhere? Pop's gonna ask about the hickie unless I find it...
Hank asked, getting a little side-tracked while poking at his new bruise.
Dermott raised his butt up and dragged the blue peice of fabric from out of the sleeping bag.
Dermott>>>  I thought if you couldn't find it you'd dicide to wear new stuff.
His face got a bit red from the guilt, but it was too dark to see.
Dermott>>> sorry
 

Hank snickered a bit before taking the baby blue strip of cloth from Dermott's fingers and kissing him on the cheek.
Hank>>>Dude...I wish I COULD wear cooler clothes...but this is pretty much it until I move off the compound and make some of my own dough...
Hank muttered, before tying the accursed thing on his neck...sucessfully covering the love bite!
Hank>>>But at least it's good for SOMETHING now...
 

Dermott pulled hiself out of the sleeping bad, jumping into his jeans.  Everyday he went to visit Hank, it was a free ball'n day!
Dermott>>>  Next time I come over,  I'll bring some of my old stuf that doesn't fit me anymore.  You can hae it.
Hank>>>Cool beans! Or hey! Maybe pop'll FINALLY let me stay over at your house...
Dermott>>>  Yeah!  Finally, you in my bed for a change...
 

He hugged Hank from behind, pushing him back into his barechest
Hank turned his head to kiss Dermott's cheek, while his hands reached behind him to play with his long hair...
...Hank wanted to grow his hair out...
Hank>>>Mm...I bet your sheets are warm and smell nice...
Hank wondered aloud...just tickled pink by the fantasy of "getting jiggy with it" in a BED!
 

Dermott, unsure if Hank ws trying to be sexy again, or just had a thing for,... nice sheets, simply pat Hank on the back.
Dermott>>>  Uh... ya
Dermott>>  But I'll be warmer.
He kissed Hank again for the millionth and 1 time since they've started dating
Hank moaned into the kiss, while his hands clammored for Dermott's lapel awkwardly. Even though this was their millionth and something rather kiss, Hank still could use the practice.
 

Not that THAT was a chore for either Hank or Dermott...
 

Once Hank figured out where to put his hands, he could have stayed latched to Dermott's face forever...but had to pull away once he heard his father's voice blarring from his wrist.
Damn his luck! Damn it straight to HECK!
 

Dr Venture>>>Henry Allen Venture you better answer me right now or you're gonna be in for a WORLD of hurt, dammit!
 

Hank gave his pizza-faced love an apologetic look before pressing his mouth close to the watch.
Hank>>>Yeah Pop, I'm right here!
Dermott frowned slightly as Hank pulled away, listening to the angry voice of his father on his 2 way wrist communicator watch.
Dr. Venture>>>FINALLY how GOOD of you to join the conversation! Look, the Monarch, that PAIN IN MY ASS is probably cut the power. Brock's survaying the compound and...probably killing guys, so why don't you and your little friend meet us in the panic room.
Hank had to swallow a smirk...Dermott was hardly "little"...and WAY MORE than a friend...
Hank>>>Ok, roger. Hank out!

Hank cut the transmission and linked his arm around Dermott's.
Hank>>>Let's just get this over with...
Hank muttered, just a tad moody that the Monarch had to be such an asshat and cut into his cuddle-time with Dermott.
Dermott walked to the tent flap with Hank, now fully clothed again,.
Dermott>>>  Maybe we can convince your dad to finally le-
 

A tranquilizer dart zipped through the tent flap, hitting the other side.
Dermott>>>  what The FUCK?!
Hank>>>SUPER RUN AWAY!
 

Hank shouted on instinct, before grabbing Dermott's hand and dragging him across the lawn.
As a masked, hooded, antenne-sporting, slightly-chubby figure shot after them.
 

21>>>Did I get 'em that time, 24?
24 hit his forhead, sliding his hand down his face.
24>>>  No !  They're over there and getting away!!
 

21 shoved his dart gun in 24's hands, getting a little huffy.
21>>>Hey I am TRYING! If you think it's so easy then YOU do it!
 

24 shankingly aiming it at the two bodies running across the grass.  he had to get atleast ONE of them...  if not for any other reason than to prove to 21 he could do it.
 

Luckily some strange force was with him today as he pulled the trigger and shot it into the bottom of Hank Venture's neck.
Hank>>>AW DAMMIT! ISLkhgghhhhhhhssnzz.....zzzfklda....d..
 

And Hank was down.
 

Dermott felt a dead weight grab his arm and pull him to the ground... shit..
 

21 lifted up his goggles in disbelief...no fucking way.

24 started running over to the spot, yelling behind him.
24>>> thas how its fucking DONE!
21>>>BET YOU CAN'T DO IT AGAIN! I...hey! Why are you RUNNING! Aw MAAAAAAAN!
21 whined, while hoofing it after his partner...ugn...this job was bias towards fat people!
 

24 heard 21's dare... well, he was on a roll today, and closer.
.. he decided he'd go for it.  Taking better aim, he locked eyes with the struglin target underneath Hank, and fired.
 

Dermott wiggled himself free from Hank.  Unsure what was wrong with his boyfriend, he shook him.
Dermott>>  Hank?  HANK!?!  Talk to-....to...  me..
 

21 heard the shot...but couldn't see SHIT in these googles at night! He picked up the pace...kinda...
 

Dermott fell over Hank with a Tranq lodged in his shoulder.
 

24 blew on the barrel of the dart gun like a cowboy
21>>>Duuude! Didja...*pant*....get 'im...oh God...I'm gonna throw up....!
24>>  Bet you're sweaty ass I did... shit 21, breathe!
24 demanded worried patting 21 on the back
21 coughed a little, before straigtening his back and examining his buddies handiwork.
21>>>...ok...ok FINE! You win! Whoopty-fuckin-doo!
 

21 crossed his arms childly...he hated loosing.
 

24 grinned a little at 21's immature reaction.  He knew well enough not to rub it in and risk 21 not talking to him for a few days.
 

21>>>...so...so what are we suppossed to DO with 'em again?
24>>>  just take the Venture kids to the holding cell and wait for the boss to do whatever....
21>>>...damn...the other one sure got BIG!
24>>>...  yeah he did...  and did he dye his hair?
24 asked kicking Dermott's limp body.  He rolled over, his face exposed to the two butterfly minions.
 

21>>>...holy shit...that's not a Venture, is it?
24>>>...nnnnope....
he bit his lip...
24>>>  ....shit
21>>>Dude! You totally just tranq'd a random kid!
24>>>  Only cause YOU couldn't do it!
21>>>Aw fuuuuuck meeee! The Monarch's gonna kill us!

24>>> .......  right now?
21 rolled his eyes under his mask.
21>>>I'll take a raincheck...but SERIOUSLY 24! We're BONED here!
 

24 threw 21's gun down.
24>>>  awwwa shit, I know I KNOW!  Theres not much we can do here unless we....  unless....
24 schemed.
24>>>  Unless, we recruited him.
 

21 raised an eyebrow at his "partner."
 

24>>  You know, like when they caught you a this age!  Er.. however old he is..
 

21>>>...oh you mean recruit him as a HENCHMAN...good...'cause he's a little young for my taste and I don't like sharing.

 

21 nudged 24 playfully, feeling a bit more like himself now that they had a solution to their problem.
 

24 eyed 21 like he was insane.
 

24>>>  I don't go for pizza 21...
he sqaid referencing dermott's face
24>>>  Only the new meat.
he said kissing 21's cheek
 

21 giggled, before playfully batting him away.
21>>>Omg stop that! This place is probably buged and wired up the whazoo...
24>>>  yeah you're probably right.  lets just take these two back to the Cocoon already.  2 out of 1 ain't bad.
21>>>Yeah ok...I call the not giant one!
 

21 called the MUCH less heavy Hank, like a little shit, before scooping him up...getting into the ol' routine.
24 grumbled as he attempted to drag the giant" over the lawn with 21.
 

21 couldn't help but peer over his shoulder and giggle.
21>>>Hey...don't throw your back out or somethin'...I was thinking, if we get a moment to ourselves to night...
24 kept heaving the body forward, pestered by 21's giggles.
24>>>  You'll what?  wanna play dungeons and DRagons?
21>>>As much fun as that is, I was thinking something a little sexier...like, sex for example.
 

24 pulled Dermot passed 21 with new found strength.
24>>>  WOW is it getting late, we should head backtothecocoonandyoushouldpickupthepaceifwe'regonnascrew.
21 had to laugh a little...finding his boyfriend SO ADORABLE right then and there.
21>>>Alright, speedy-pants! I'm commin'...
21 chuckled, while carrying Hank across the Venture lawn.
 

Once they made it to the Cocoon, the Mighty Monarch was waiting for them! His pointy arms crossed and his pointy jaw clenched.
Monarch>>>>Ah, so you two actually did what I sent you to do? Two gold stars for the both of you! I-...who the fuck is that?
The Monarch pointed to 24's captive, glowering at it as if that would change tall, pimply, grungy Dermott Fictel into scrawny, scrappy and clean-pressed Dean Venture
 

24 nervously shifted, still grasping Dermott's pant leg only to  drop it at the Monacrh's angry question.
24>>>  Uh.. we don't know...  buuuut we know what he's gonna be!
24 tried to sound optomistic as if pitching an idea to some CEO
 

Monarch>>>Is it 'dead?' Like the both of you are gonna be for bringing some kid into my domain?!
Monarch screeched....right into 21's ear...owww!
24 bit his lip, but put his hands on his hips, trying to seem confident.
 

21, meanwhile, was trying to clean out his ears with his pinky while still holding Hank.
 

24>>>  Try 58's new replacement.
 

Monarch's harsh and angular features softened only for a moment as he considered the idea...well, the kid WAS big...
Monarch>>>We got a costume to fit him?
24>>>  If we could fit 21?  I'm sure we can fit this guy.
21 slapped his arm playfully.
21>>>Douche!
24 shrugged apologeticaly
 

The Mighty Monarch simply rolled his eyes.
Monarch>>>Well...we are ARE low on man power...Meh, FINE! Just...show him around when he wakes up so I don't have to!
Monarch>>>And just...stick Hank where we usually keep him while I go make my demands to his dad. Monarch out!
Monarch announced needlessly as he headed in the opposite direction.
 

24 shot 21 a questionable look.
21>>>...what?
24>>  ...
21 shifted uncomfortably under his BF(f)'s look
THAT...LOOK!
24>>>  you know what what...
24's blank face turned into a smal little grin
21>>>...oh OH! How long do we have until these little tykes wake up?
24>>>  Eh, who knows?  Like, an hour probably.
 

21 grinned....PLENTY of time...!
 

24>>>  You bring Hank to a cell.  And I'll meet you in my room.
 

21>>>Be back in two shakes of a lambs tail! You better be naked when I get there!
24 saluted 21, before giving him a playful yet loving smack on the ass.
24>>> yessir
21>>>A-at ease, soldier...for now...
 

21 winked, regaining SOME of his composure after dropping it all of the floor with a smack on the ass.
21 blew a little kiss to his love before unknowingly taking Hank Venture away from his.


After FIANLLY managing to drag the kid into his room, 24 tied his hands and feet together, stufing Dermott into his closet.  he eyes the tranq in his shoulder before closing the door on him....  it DID look pretty uncomfortable lodged in there like that.  And the guy was alread tied up.  But did the tranq last an hour and a half with it IN you, or out of you?  For his life 24 couldn't remember.  But feeling bad enough, he pulled it from Dermott's shoulder, and put on the finishig touch, in this case a gagger.  He got it off some sort of sex website years ago, but.. eh, he loved 21's voice too much to use it.  He slammed the door closed at last, FINALLY able to strip down!
 

21 owed him some fucking....  FUCK time!
 

21 had virtually no trouble or qualms about locking Hank up in his own personal holding cell...he had done it so many times it was like clockwork. And he couldn't GET to 24's door fast enough...!
 

And no - of course he didn't fucking knock...

21>>>Heeeeey...you ready for me, sugarpot?
24 was down to his boxers as 21 came in.
24>>>  Ready and waiting sugarpants
 

21 fell back on what had escentially become "his" bed too...patting the sheets next to him.
21>>>Well then...shall we get started?
24 strode over to him, pushing 21 on his back as 24 staddled over him.
24>>>  Heh, we shall.

Disney
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[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[x] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[x] Dumbo (1941)
[x] Fantasia (1940)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[x] Mary Poppins (1964)
[x] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)

Score: 12

Disney's Dark Age
-----------------
[x] The Aristocats (1970)
[ ] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[x] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[x] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[x] The Jungle Book (1967)
[x] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[x] Oliver and Company (1986)
[ ] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[x] Rescuers, The (1977)
[x] Robin Hood (1973) The whole movie is just RUN CYCLES! XD
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963)

Score: 9

The Disney Renaissance
----------------------
[x] Aladdin (1992) SO MUCH FUCKING PURPLE AND RED! MY EYES!
[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[x] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[x] Hercules (1997)
[x] Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1996)
[x] The Lion King (1994)
[x] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[x] Mulan (1998)
[x] Pocahontas (1995)
[x] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[x] Tarzan (1999)

Score: 11

Disney's Modern Age
-------------------
[ ] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[x] Bolt (2008) Most under-rated movie of 2008.
[x] Brother Bear (2003)
[ ] Chicken Little (2005)
[x] Dinosaur (2000) LOL NO! XD
[x] Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
[x] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[x] Home on the Range (2004) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[x] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[ ] Treasure Planet (2002)

Score: 7

Pixar
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[x] A Bug's Life (1998) The grasshoppers scared me as a kid...
[o] Cars (2006) Fuck this Jay-Jay the Jet Plane shit.
[x] Finding Nemo (2003)
[x] The Incredibles (2004)
[x] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[x] Ratatouille (2007)
[x] Toy Story
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[x] Wall-E Yeah, I hated Wall-E. Wanna fight about it?


Score: 9

Don Bluth
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[x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[x] An American Tail (1986) SOOOOME WHERE OOOUT THERE...!
[ ] Anastasia (1997)
[x] The Land Before Time (1988)
[x] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[o] Rock-a-Doodle (1991) ...I saw this when I five years old and high of meds! :D
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[x] Thumbelina (1994)
[ ] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)

Score: 7

Claymation
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[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[x] Chicken Run (2000)
[x] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)\

Score: 2

Stop Motion
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[x] Corpse Bride (2005)
[x] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[x] Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
[x] Coraline (2009) BEST MOVIE OF 09!

Score: 4

CGI Glut :
--------
[ ] Antz (1998)
[x] Happy Feet (2006)
[x] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[x] Madagascar (2005) SO OBNOXIOUS IN EVERY WAY!
[o] Monster House (2006) Mo-cap?! MORE LIKE "DEAR GOD LESS CAP!!!" Am I RIGHT?!
[x] Over the Hedge (2006)
[ ] Polar Express, The (2004)
[x] Shrek (2001)
[x] Shrek 2 (2004)
[x] Shrek The Third

Score: 8

[Skipped the "imports" (basically all anime) films because I haven't seen ANY of them.]

Cartoons For Grown-Ups
----------------------
[ ] American Pop
[ ] The Animatrix (2003)
[x] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[x] Cool World
[ ] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[ ] Final Fantasy: Advent Children
[ ] Fire & Ice
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972) Wanna see it.
[ ] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Looking
[ ] Lady Death
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[x] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (AKA - Coonskin)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)

Score: 2

Other Animated Movies I Can't Categorize
-------------------------------
[x] Animal Farm
[ ] Animalypics
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie
[x] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[ ] A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969)
[o] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie
[ ] Care Bears: The Movie
[x] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[ ] Fern Gully
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords
[ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
[ ] The Hobbit
[x] The Iron Giant (1999)
[x ] Justice League: The New Frontier
[ ] Lord of the Rings
[ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie
[ ] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[x] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[x] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie
[ ] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell
[o] Road to El Dorado, The (2000) The one about the two homos one of them is voiced by Kevin Kline? WHY HAVEN'T I FINISHED THIS?!
[x] Rock & Rule Stfu I like Mok's design! >:(
[x] Space Jam FUCK YOU MICHEAL JORDAN YOU RUINED LOONEY TOONS! ALSO LOLA BUNNY CAN SUCK A COOOOOCK! >:{
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin
[x] Superman: Doomsday Lol, Superman got owned up the ass!
[x] The Swan Princess
[ ] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[o] Wizards THEY KILLED FRITZ and I HAVE to sit down and finish this movie sometime!
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman
[ ] The Sea Prince and the Fire Child
[ ] Flight of Dragons
[x] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Lol, TAKE OUR CARTOON HORSES SERIOUSLY GUYS! MICHELLE BRANCH GUYS!
[x] Balto 
[ ] Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter

WHY ISN'T "BATMAN MASK OF THE PHANTASM" on here! That's the BEST BATMAN MOVIE EVER! Fuck it, I'm adding it:

[x] Batman Mask of the Phantasm

Score: 18

TOTAL:

89/204

Well, I'm officially DONE with high school for ever. Hooray, hooray.

But I want to talk about the student films I made in high school today. Because I just figured how to get them online for all of you to see!

Both of these films were made with my hetero-life mate Meg ~SuperSimba and her actual life mate Fred ~Rapscallionvawn

Here's the first film we ever made. We know there are a lot of mistakes, but we learned so much by doing and we're damn proud of this film anyway. So don't be too much of a Negative Nancy.

It's simply titled "Oh No You Didn't", featuring the song "Oh No You Didn't" by the Wojahn Bros (see what we did thar?) Enjoy:




(Yes, I made Shad McDuff with my own two hands.)

The second video is our ten minute feature film, entitled "24 Hour Comic Day." It's (very loosely) based on a true story. This was actually featured in our high school's film festival and while we didn't place, it was an honor to be one of the nine directors chosen out of the fifty that entered. ENJOY!



(If you're wondering, I'm "Sara Peck." )

Fuuuuuuck Yeeeeees!!!

Three, count 'em, THREE WONDERFUL PEOPLE have written Beavis and Butthead slash fics as of late. Yay! Now I'm not quite so all alone anymore! :D

"Weirdo Dudes Next to the MaxiMart" by Incy Little Spider:
www.fanfiction.net/s/4773764/1/Weirdo_Dudes_Next_to_the_MaxiMart

"Fangirls are Easy" by Tampon Masturbation:
www.fanfiction.net/s/4935143/1/Fangirls_are_Easy

"Don't Knock It -- A Beavis and Butthead Experience" by Demoras:
yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/544379/

And that's not all! Some wonderful, anonymous person wrote a 21/24 fanfic! And it's amazing! Go read it:

 

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So I got home from school today, checked my email, and found my first ever flame! It totally made my day! :D

Sure, that may sound weird, but let me explain; this isn't just a flame - it's hilarious! But be warned, it's FOUR FUCKING PAGES OF STUPID!

Before I give you the cut, let me give you the back story; this flame is for my Venture Bros fanfic "Don't Ask Don't Tell". It's a 21/24 slash fic, which you can read here ---> www.fanfiction.net/s/4795986/1/Dont_Ask_Dont_Tell

Now ON TO THE FLAME: ( Read more... )


I was going to write back. I was going to report it. I was going to spork it (which I still might do), but I ended up just deleting it from my page and laughing. Seriously, I hope he stops being an anonymous know-it-all prick and drops me another line so I can thank him for making me smile today!

Seriously, "This Account Does Not Exist (HAH!! TRY TO FIND ME)", you rock! :)

I know we all love Pen Ward and Tv's Kyle. But I'm gonna blabber on about  the lesser known Aliki Theofilopoulos of Random!Cartoons today.

Aliki has done two shorts for random!cartoons that I want to see more of "Yaki and Yumi", and "Girls on the Go!"

Yaki and Yumi just completely blew my mind. The shows entire look is just so much fun! Have a gander, and you'll see what I mean:

aliki.carbonmade.com/projects/2038634

And then there's her second cartoon, Girls on the Go! At first glance, it's your typical tweeny-bopper cartoon. And the title is pretty lame. But I gave it the benefit of the doubt, sat through it, and was delightfully surprised!

aliki.carbonmade.com/projects/2038645

First of all, I could actually RELATE to the main character. I too, have the same problem where guys just don't show any interest in me. It doesn't bother me as much as it did Kat (the main character), but it bothers me none the less. Also, Kat sketches constantly and constantly gets in trouble at school for it...as do I.

So that's a nice change from the usual tween girl cartoon character whose interest only include fashion and boys. You could tell that Kat was based on the creator, or someone the creator knew.

Also, the cartoon was filled with tiny little bits that I just ate up!:

Kat's goth looking friend, Tess, is actually up-beat and fun! She just happens to like the gothic style. Both Kat and Tess were totally clueless as to how girls are, stereotypically, supposed to act (there's this scene where they flip through a girly magazine and try to prepare Kat for her first real date, but are completely clueless. It's adorable) and it makes the characters more endearing to me. And, perhaps my favorite bit, all the girls get picked up/dropped off at different places by their moms in hunky mini-vans! How cute is that?!

It's the smallest things that make characters more appealing. And while there are some things that made me groan while watching the short, I hope some executive picks it up and gives it a real shot. It'd be nice to see how the show progresses.

Not to mention, I just can't shake the feeling that Aliki with her  "Girls on the Go!"  is going for the same angle I am with my  "Betsy and Kait..."

Which, btw, you can check out HERE:
cartoonantics.blogspot.com/2009/02/rock-rock-rock-rock-rock-n-roll-high.html

*READ THIS POST FIRST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE DARK: cartoon-antics.livejournal.com/7676.html*

Remember my character Betsy?:


Well, after reading John K's brilliant post about what makes characters dynamic, I have a bit more to say about her:

Betsy is the captain of the dance squad (which is another word for B-string cheerleading squad.) She's happy with her position on the cheerleading pyramid, however...or she just doesn't notice. Betsy is loud, impulsive, emotional and a lot of fun. She loves rock and roll music and parties, because they share those same qualities with her.

Betsy also has a friend now. Her names Kait. And here she is:

And here's a bit on Kait:

Kait is one of them artsy-fartsy types, but not so much so that her nose is stuck in the air. While she does like to talk about boys and gossip, her love for art sets her apart from Betsy and other teenage girls. Kait has a not-so closeted interest in dark/spooky/deep junk (snakes, skulls and heavy eyeliner) and incorporates that into her art work. She much more shy (and much more quiet) than Betsy. But Kait loves her rambunctious friend so she tags along for the ride and often catches whatever Betsy's got that makes her so rowdy.

Kait's look and personality is based off of three, specific people I know in my advanced art class. She is especially based off of one particular girl who's name is, surprise surprise, Katie.

Betsy is loosely inspired by...at least seven girls I know. A lot of what she is comes straight from my imagination and my observations of my peers.

For these reasons, Kait's character feels a lot more developed (to me, at least) than Betsy's character. Needless to say, I'm still working on Betsy. I just found it interesting how that worked out and wanted to share.

Through doodling random girls I spotted at school, I eventually created a character. This, ladies and germs, is that character:

EDIT: I finally settled on a name for this bitch! It's Betsy (after all, she's partially based off of a girl in my school who goes by the same name...)

Anyway, this character spawned a cartoon concept. It's a rather simple one, but I like it none the less; ditzy high school girls.

Because really, I don't know about you, but I'm sick of the entertainment biz glorifying teens! Us teens are not sex-pots! We're stupid, ugly and funny as hell! There's a lot of comedic value in real life teens that I never see translated to the media, because the media is only interested in the drama and the sex. And this, is why shit like 6teen and High School Musical happens.

So, I've decided to make it my life mission to make a cartoon/comic about teenage girls as I see them...silly as hell!


OH! BTW! Muh Bee Eff Eff Meg megcasey drew my characters Angie and Muff for me! Check it out:



Isn't Meg awesome or what?! :D

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..."Snow Job?" That's...subtle...

Anyway, this horrible thing is called "6teen." And lo and behold, it's about six, trendy sixteen-year-olds. They live at the mall and must work at minimum wage jobs to afford to eat and buy cute accessories.

Oh, and even though they're all from different cliques and have nothing in common with each other, they are just the best of friends;

First, there's Jen; She likes sports. She can beat any boy at any sport. She is boring. Then there's Wyatt; He's the token black character! And like all token black characters, he's basically a white character who was painted black. He plays acoustic guitar, can't hold down a girlfriend and often sings/whines about his sorry love-life. Enter Jonesy; The token Mexican-American character! And like all token Mexican-American characters, he can't hold down a job. He'll flirt with any woman so long as she looks no younger than 25 (and no older than 27), has legs for miles and huge hooters. And apparently where he lives, that's every sixteen-year-old girl. He also is dating goth -but-not-really -girl. That brings us to Nikki; She's goth-but-not-really-girl. She works at a "preppy" clothes department with preppy girls who all look the same. She hates her job and her co-workers (and yet she won't quit. Because, ya know...sixteen year olds need to pay the bills and all.) She's better than everybody and her pants make her ass look fat. Now we have Jude; The stoner-skater dude. Who will explode if he doesn't say "dude" at least once every five seconds. And finally, Caitlin; Caitlin's interests include shopping and boys and the color pink. There is nothing else to say about her.

Does this bother anybody else or am I the only one?! Cartoon Network is a place for anvil and piano's falling on countless heads; not for teenage drama! Especially ill-conceived teenage dramas!

And graphic designers have no business animating cartoons. They can do their job, and the animators and cartoonists will do theirs! 

**EDIT** Here are the two possible color references for Angie. Please tell me which one you like best!

Number 1:


or Number 2:


**END EDIT**

Hey there, everybody and guess what? I got a new idea for a cartoon and I'm gonna share it with you lot.

This is Angora Fitzpatrick, or Angie:



She's a sphinx, or a hairless cat. Angie is rather...embarrassed about her "feline pattern baldness." Since she can't grow a fur coat of her own, she spends her days concocting hair-brained schemes to either a) shave a variety of animals and steal their fur or b) raise money to buy her own fur.

Now what good is a cartoon character without a loyal and lovable side-kick? That's Muff:



Muff is a chinchilla. When he's not accompanying Angie in her "fur-thirst", he serves as her hat/cape.

Well, that's all for now! 

Dear Mr. Brien,

You need to grow the hell up. You may still be in high school, but you're a teacher, not a student. Start acting like one!

You have no reason to treat me the way you do. I have been, without a doubt, the most hard working student in your class. Who else in our class comes in for extra time almost every day? Not because they need it, but because they love to paint?

Not a one.

And yet you feel the need to ignore and avoid me; when I need help or otherwise.

Why? Did I offend you somehow when I said I liked your music? When I compliment your sculptures or say "hello" to you every time I see you in the hall?

Then there are those few occasions when you do grace me with your presence, and all you have to say to me are harsh, undeserved critiques about my artwork. I say "undeserved" because I have shown the same pieces you find fault with to my other art instructors and art college admissions representatives and they think they're great. Their words, not mine.

This wouldn't bother me so much if you were this rude to all your students. But you're not. I've seen you chatting it up with the "in crowd," who are constantly complaining about or are behind in their projects.

Now I'm going to tell you something you should have been told a long time ago ; It's unprofessional to play favorites.

If you want to keep your sad, little existence as an art teacher for much longer, you'll cut the shit and cut it soon.

And I'm using the term "teacher" lightly, because you barely do that as a whole. All you do is sit in your office for 40 minutes, doing God knows what. The student teacher has been more helpful and kind to everyone in the past few weeks than you have been all semester.

I hope you find this somehow and can match my face with my internet psudo-name. I hope you can do that and then apologize to me in person for being such a bunghole.

(PS, nothing bothers me more than when fellow artists look down upon cartooning. It's just as a sophisticated art genre as any other. It's just as hard to do, and do well, as sculpting and painting and still life. So just get down from your high horse and shut up.)

First of all, let me just state how much I love people. Especially the ones of the douche-bag variety that I meet on the internet. They make me laugh out loud. Or LOL, as it were.

Secondly, This is how I got to this conclusion; some kid on dA posted this crap-ass doodle which, in a nutshell, called everyone who thinks Ren and Stimpy are a gay couple "sick and wrong" (even though John K basically admitted that they are homosexual.) Furthermore, his "artwork" is a complete rip-off of the infamous "We All Go To Deviantart" piece. Enjoy maniacaldude's "masterpiece" here:
maniacaldude.deviantart.com/art/Ren-and-Stimpy-Go-To-DA-46862549
Now I left a comment on this sorry little thing. This is what I said:

Not to "strangling your voice" or whatever, but honestly; so what if other fans see Ren and Stimpy in a different light than you do? We all love the little buggers, so just relax, man!

Really, that's all I said. I didn't think it was that big of a deal. But Mr. Maniacledude took my comment to GREAT OFFENSE! OMG!

Read our conversation and the lulz that ensue under the cut:
 

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Today, I went trick-or-treating as one of the Monarch's henchmen from the ever fabulous show, the Venture Brothers.

Three words: Day, Well, and SPENT! :D

Don't believe me? Here's a picture:
 

And here are several more behind the cut:

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So how did you spend your Halloween? XD

Okay, so Meg and I are celebrating 24 Hour Comic Day at a local (not really) comic book shop and we decide to take a break and go grab lunch at a near by pizza place called Pudgies. Here's where our story begins.

You see, we discovered that Pudgie's isn't your average greasy pizza parlor; it's got exotic road kill up the WAZOO! I shit thee not! There were gazelle and moose and antelope heads as far as the eye could see! But our favorite find was a lion. A FUCKING LION! A real live, dead lion! Mane and all!

Take a gander at these puppies if you don't believe me:







But after Meg and I got over the crippling fear that the lion would magically come to life and eat us, we couldn't pass up playing with the damn thing:

 

And when we got back, I just HAD to draw the crazy that I saw:



More on 24 Hour Comic Day later. But before I go, I leave you with this:

...Beavis and Butthead are my new OTP. I know, believe me. I'm very ashamed.

And yet, not ashamed enough to refrain from posting my fanart/fanfiction. Yes, fanfiction. I've finally completed a fanfiction. Two of them! And they're both BeavisxButthead oneshots.

...What the fuck is wrong with me? XD

Anyway, check out my butt-load of BeavisxButthead slash art, if you're so inclined:

dixie-chicken.deviantart.com/gallery/#Beavis-and-Butthead

Or perhaps you'd rather read my fanfics:

www.fanfiction.net/s/4589322/1/Gays_Suck

www.fanfiction.net/s/4591489/1/Spooning

A note on the fanfics...I'm really dying to hear how these are recieved. Like I said, I haven't completed and posted many fanfics in my time. I'm not a very experienced writer and some constructive criticism would be great. <3

Well maybe you didn't ask. But since I brought it up, it was quite awesome thank you. In fact, this might be the best weekend ever!

First, I FUCKING FINALLY got my Henchmen 24 t-shirt. 'Bout Damn time! It was so worth the wait though! It's even more fabulous than I thought it'd be. Here's a picture that the fabulous megcasey  took of me being fabulous in my new fabulous shirt:



And also, I got my blue belt in Karate! And my mom and brother got their brown belts! YAY!

( If you're unaware of the belt ranking system, it goes white, yellow, orange, green, blue, brown, black. )

Then after the test ( as if I hadn't had quite enough excitement or new things), my crazy grandma went out and bought my brother a baby bearded dragon for his birthday. He's the cutest thing ever! He's asleep on my pants as I type. His name is Fez.  Just look at how cute he is!!! <3

Well that's it for now...thank God! I don't know if my fried up cashew brain can handle anymore awesome! XD

Here's a BUTT-LOAD of Beavis and Butthead icons. Because I have no life! HOORAY FOR ME!

PREVIEW:




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Besides the fact that she's the best friend ever?

Well...



...She drew a STUNNING likeliness of yours truly, riding a narwhal, while eating rainbow-fish David Bowie!

This image is my new default icon. That's how much I love it! <3

First, I've started a new club that I need to tell you all about:

I'm kinda frustrated by the lack of activity in the Beavis and Butthead fandom, so I made a new community celebrating the little wiener heads frog_baseball 

There's not much there at the moment. But there will be! If you're a fan of the show, please join! It won't suck, I swear!


Second, I had a really trippy dream Friday night that I need to tell you all about:

I was fishing in some pond in some forest somewhere. By myself. I think some friends and family were in a cabin near by. I dunno.
Anyway, I'm fishing right, and all of a sudden...David Bowie walks out of no where and is standing at the edge of a pond. I shit thee not! David Fucking Bowie! Glitter and all! So I'm all "HOLY SHIT! DAVID BOWIE!!!" I'm trying to call everyone over to see, but no one is coming. Then he looks at me, and I look at him. We're just acknowledging each others existence, and then he dives into the pond and turns into this god damn rainbow fish! 

I figure that it must have been a figment of my imagination, so I keep on fishing. And then I catch one!

So later, I'm eating the fish I caught in the cabin. My mom and some people I haven't seen since middle school walk in the kitchen and start freaking out and screaming "OMG! You're eating David Bowie!" I don't remember what happened after that.

Now here's the FREAKY part of the story...

Last night, my brother and had haddock for dinner. We were flipping channels and, lo and behold, David Bowie and the Spiders from Mars London show of '73 is on MTV. I almost threw up.

Anybody gotta a dream book on them? Please tell me; WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!?!


                    

My "Bee Eff Eff" Meg megcasey 

Right now she's just exploring the MST3K communities, happy to know she's not the only one who loves the show, but she'll post some stuff soon. So you guys should watch her. She's an awesome artist and a better friend.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Artist (my pet corn snake) finally shed for his first time in my custody! His skin was a really vibrant color to begin with, but now he's just FABULOUS!!!!

And now that he's done shedding, he'll eat his mice now. YAY! It's weird enough having a pet that only eats once a week, but having said pet stop eating is upsetting to me. I'm Italian, God dammit! I need to FEED OTHERS!!! XD

Oh, and he also pooped on my dad the other day. It was hilarious.


IN OTHER OTHER NEWS:

I've been getting heavily into Beavis and Butt-Head lately. My mom never let me watch them as a kid because she HATES them for some reason. It wasn't until recently that I caught my first batch of episodes on an MTV2 block.

Jesus H Christ! Have I been missing out! 

And just like everything else I love, I slash it. And I slash it hard.


 And unfortunately for you lot there will be more. Enjoy, fart-knockers! <3